January 17, 2013

This American Headache Society Gives Me a Headache

They may not have a headache, but these people are sick with something.  

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This is on the patient area of the ACHE (American Headache Society Committee for Headaches Education).  Even the way they worked that acronym into the word "ache" is painful.  

January 16, 2013

If this is how your life begins, then it's already over

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This is no reason to live

January 14, 2013

When Mister Steamy and Missus Steamy Get Together...

You would think, steam being "mist" if you're going for that "Mister <feature/benefit>" method, this would be a perfect match for a Mister Mister ...

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but alas, the '80s pop band Mr. Mister had that one taken already.  

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January 11, 2013

Thank Goodness The Copywriter Worked So Hard

It must've been the end of a long day...."What else can I thank goodness for....jeez...what time is it?!? Goodness for... uhh..."

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But, looking at their website, I think they're just Odwalla-ing for goodness.  Yikes!

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January 6, 2013

The Aisle of Plagues

Ya gotta love how they arrange the aisles at my local CVS.  

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With this information, you can avoid the aisle entirely...or be embarassed immediately if caught pulling something off the shelf. 

We Don't Have An Obesity Problem In America; We Have A Royalty Problem

We could call her, uh, but nah...let's call her, Royal.  

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January 2, 2013

Do More...like, uh, nothing

With Dell <branded technology stuff thing> you can do more.  What these guys are doing that implies more is beyond me.  More walking with your cell phone outside of buildings during the day?  More gazing into the distance, looking serious in your generic suit?  

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No idea.  More ... just do more.  

December 24, 2012

Take a Guess Why I'm Unsubscribing From Your Email

I was trying to unsubscribe from Staples spam, er, email on my phone.  If Staples is so damn easy, why do I have to read all this to unsubscribe??  
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And what's with: "Staples emails are too relevant (feel watched)."  
Why can't I just say, "Stop sending me emails about the products I clicked on or bought because it makes me feel like you are watching my every move.  You are scaring me.  And, oh yeah, it's just too relevant."

April 14, 2012

Small Business People Cook Brains

This guy, an apparent representative small business person cook chef kinda hip fella, is photographed not with a recognizable foodstuff.  No, too representative to show him with a cake or a salad.  Why not a brown mass that could be an encephalitic brain?  Yes sir...works for me!
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March 8, 2012

Where Has The Bean Been?

This from our friends at Starbucks....

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Before that bean actually found you here, he was torn from its parent tree and his native soil, dried, roasted, flown 6,000 miles in a burlap sack, tossed into a burr grinder with 2000 of his friends, ground to a fine powder and then tamped down into a container and had pressurized steam forced through every last remaining cell....THEN he found you! 

But after that hell...HE WAS SOOOO HAPPY TO FIND YOU, !!!

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