Making an Idiot Out of Yourself Can Change Your Life
I'm at a loss here. This woman has a shoe that can change her life and what does she do? She puts the shoe on her head, shrugs and makes a face like Renee Zellweger hearing voices. Is this a life-changing event?
Protest at the Consolidated Plastics Catalog Shoot
The bottles in the back seem kinda proud to be on the cover. The pill vial is feeling a little uncomfortable, but the baggie has the biggest problems. Looks like the photographer had his hands full on this shoot. I bet the next thing job he photographed was anything but plastic bottles. He'd be glad to shoot cranky Eurotrash models rather than these prima donnas.
Who ya gonna buy salad from? Somebody who just throws it in a bag and calls it "romaine" or somebody who throws it in a bag, calls it "romaine" and gives you the definitive guide to salad by criteria of taste and texture.
The Website Is Like Paper Which Is Like a Leaf Which is Like a Sticker
This little "green" notice may have gone unnoticed. Were it not for the curator of the Museum, who deconstructs it for us. Think about it for a moment.
Save paper...be green...like a leaf...which you are not...but it signifies that...sort of.