May 2011 Archives

May 27, 2011

Making an Idiot Out of Yourself Can Change Your Life

I'm at a loss here.  This woman has a shoe that can change her life and what does she do?  She puts the shoe on her head, shrugs and makes a face like Renee Zellweger hearing voices.  Is this a life-changing event? 
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May 23, 2011

Protest at the Consolidated Plastics Catalog Shoot

The bottles in the back seem kinda proud to be on the cover.  The pill vial is feeling a little uncomfortable, but the baggie has the biggest problems.  Looks like the photographer had his hands full on this shoot.  I bet the next thing job he photographed was anything but plastic bottles.  He'd be glad to shoot cranky Eurotrash models rather than these prima donnas.
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May 8, 2011

You're LOST Without The Salad Guide

Who ya gonna buy salad from?  Somebody who just throws it in a bag and calls it "romaine" or somebody who throws it in a bag, calls it "romaine" and gives you the definitive guide to salad by criteria of taste and texture. 

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I rest my case.

May 7, 2011

The Website Is Like Paper Which Is Like a Leaf Which is Like a Sticker

This little "green" notice may have gone unnoticed.  Were it not for the curator of the Museum, who deconstructs it for us.  Think about it for a moment. 

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Save paper...be green...like a leaf...which you are not...but it signifies that...sort of.



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