April 2011 Archives

April 22, 2011

If You Like Hip-Hop, You're Gonna LOVE This KitchenAid Appliance!

The ad-bots or whatever algorithm programmed to serve up ads on this fan page for Drizzy Drake were reaching a little far here.  I can only guess if they figured "mixtape" why not "KitchenAid Mixer?!" 

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Then again, DJs love to mix their sound into a heady brew, sprinkled with beats that vacuum up the fans....

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banners, hip-hop, music
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April 18, 2011

We Saved Water! And Destroyed Everything Else!

In a fancy bathroom, here's a super-cool, brushed steel, ultra-modern automatic flushing urinal panel with a tiny little message on a sticker in the bottom left. 

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That 3' x 3' heavy steel panel took a lotta carbon and iron, natural resources up the wazoo.  But hey you're saving water, so what the hell! 


green marketing
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April 14, 2011

Why Maki? Because We Said Maki!

This was literally on the opening day of this brand spanking new sushi joint...and the "M" is missing off their walls!  Not a good start, not a good start at all.
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food, restaurants
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April 2, 2011

If You're Never Impressed, Then...You're Never Impressed

If she's never impressed, then how can she be impressed?  She can't be impressed because she's never impressed.  What kinda fool does she think we are??

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banks, financial services
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