March 2011 Archives

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March 21, 2011

Live Radiantly (miserable)

From the School of Black and White Photography of Serious Models, comes this uplifting message of utter despondency...smile much?

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fashion, nutrition, outdoor
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March 20, 2011

Notice they didn't call this "Queen Pills"

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You can't tell me this catalog copywriter isn't having some fun. 





catalog, pet food, veterinary
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March 2, 2011

Exclamation Marks Sell Crap! Kitchen Crap!!

We all know a few well-placed exclamation marks get attention.  Right?!!
Of course!
But look how this drugstore's kitchen utensils section became Exclamation Central!
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Desperately trying to keep up with the sophisticated Exclamation Mstk Approach of these other brands, Marcel tries it too....and fails!exclamation_fail.jpg

display, kitchen, visual merchandising
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March 1, 2011

This Guy Looks Insane. He Must Be SO Cool!

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Diesel realized their brand name is a fossil fuel that might be fashionable if worn.  So they take a shaved-head guy, lose his shirt and throw oil on him!  Then call it...DIRTY!

Here's the full window display. 

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But the bottom line is summed up in that box on the bottom right:
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"For those who don't work hard, but want to look like they do."  Yup...that'd be your customer!

clothing, fashion, window displays
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