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February 21, 2011

Gym=? Balance? Confidence? NO! S E X!!

Equinox, gym to the stars, hotties, hunks and 27,000 other people who will never look good no matter how hard they try reminds us:

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"balance" is being able to bend your girlfiend into impossible positions over a pool

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"confidence" is taking pictures of your half naked body in bed and having a photographer take pictures of you with your pictures of your half naked body.

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