February 26, 2011
"I Am Walking Out Of The Subway"
Oh YOU are guiding me through the morning?! Then why the hell do my mornings suck?
Huh...tell me that O Great Morning Guiding Light of News 4 New York??
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February 2011 Archives
Oh YOU are guiding me through the morning?! Then why the hell do my mornings suck?
Huh...tell me that O Great Morning Guiding Light of News 4 New York??
February 24, 2011
Our New Ad Campaign Is Your Bad Headache
And my laundry room is a meth lab...is that what you mean??
February 21, 2011
Gym=? Balance? Confidence? NO! S E X!!
Equinox, gym to the stars, hotties, hunks and 27,000 other people who will never look good no matter how hard they try reminds us:
"balance" is being able to bend your girlfiend into impossible positions over a pool
"confidence" is taking pictures of your half naked body in bed and having a photographer take pictures of you with your pictures of your half naked body.
February 20, 2011
Again With The Gasm??
Another example of Gasm Abuse. Shoegasm doesn't even sound appealing...sounds like involuntary twitching of the foot.
February 18, 2011
How Many Words End In "-gasm?"
One word, everybody knows, ends in "-gasm" and that's "orgasm." Any other made up word just fails. Witness:
February 13, 2011
If It's Broke, Don't Blame Us
This comes to us from the New York City Subway's, where the MTA and their copywriters at "The Obvious Agency" make us feel good because...uh...they are fixing things.
February 8, 2011
Harry Potter's Holistic Health Potion
If you're selling some wacko 'mushroom medicine' at a health food store, who needs the doctor-clown in a lab coat? So the people from "Fungi Perfect" go to an earthy Druid-esque scene with an eerie glow from the woods and a font leftover from "Twilight" poster.
February 7, 2011
Kids, Cereal and All Those Crazy Electronics...
Corn Pops went off the deep end on the back of the box: an endless, ADD-infested, kids-love-the-computers-and-the-gadgets-and-the-texting-and we don't know when to shut up concept.
First the box:
Let's look more closely...
February 3, 2011
Which Horsey Looks Embarrassed To Be In This Catalog
Seems like the horsey with the goofy "Mane Sox" is hanging his head in shame while his bros up top are proudly being photographed for their close up.
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Oh YOU are guiding me through the morning?! Then why the hell do my mornings suck?
Huh...tell me that O Great Morning Guiding Light of News 4 New York??
February 24, 2011
Our New Ad Campaign Is Your Bad Headache
And my laundry room is a meth lab...is that what you mean??
February 21, 2011
Gym=? Balance? Confidence? NO! S E X!!
Equinox, gym to the stars, hotties, hunks and 27,000 other people who will never look good no matter how hard they try reminds us:
"balance" is being able to bend your girlfiend into impossible positions over a pool
"confidence" is taking pictures of your half naked body in bed and having a photographer take pictures of you with your pictures of your half naked body.
"balance" is being able to bend your girlfiend into impossible positions over a pool
"confidence" is taking pictures of your half naked body in bed and having a photographer take pictures of you with your pictures of your half naked body.
February 20, 2011
Again With The Gasm??
Another example of Gasm Abuse. Shoegasm doesn't even sound appealing...sounds like involuntary twitching of the foot.
February 18, 2011
How Many Words End In "-gasm?"
One word, everybody knows, ends in "-gasm" and that's "orgasm." Any other made up word just fails. Witness:
February 13, 2011
If It's Broke, Don't Blame Us
This comes to us from the New York City Subway's, where the MTA and their copywriters at "The Obvious Agency" make us feel good because...uh...they are fixing things.
February 8, 2011
Harry Potter's Holistic Health Potion
If you're selling some wacko 'mushroom medicine' at a health food store, who needs the doctor-clown in a lab coat? So the people from "Fungi Perfect" go to an earthy Druid-esque scene with an eerie glow from the woods and a font leftover from "Twilight" poster.
February 7, 2011
Kids, Cereal and All Those Crazy Electronics...
Corn Pops went off the deep end on the back of the box: an endless, ADD-infested, kids-love-the-computers-and-the-gadgets-and-the-texting-and we don't know when to shut up concept.
First the box:
Let's look more closely...
First the box:
Let's look more closely...
February 3, 2011
Which Horsey Looks Embarrassed To Be In This Catalog
Seems like the horsey with the goofy "Mane Sox" is hanging his head in shame while his bros up top are proudly being photographed for their close up.