January 2011 Archives

January 15, 2011

Can You Manage Being Frozen?

I wonder how Kurt Vonnegut feels now that he's been brought back to life and made the manager of frozen foods in a local Shop Rite?
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January 13, 2011

Really, How Good Can This Blow Dryer Be?

This dryer must do a such a excellent job blowing...why it's the ultimate turn on!
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January 10, 2011

Sometimes the Smallest Headline is the Most Important Information

Forget about the weather, which is the main reason anyone would go to weather.com.  Ignore the competing graphics bubbling around on this page...TruPoint beta, the banner for Weather Channel's NEW PRIME TIME and the ad on the right about mortgages...it's all about
THE COAT THAT SAVED THE CHIHUAHUA FROM THE OWL.
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Wasn't that in the Chronicles of Narnia? 

January 2, 2011

How Did This Product Get Its Awesome Name??

What the hell is this?  Awesome just isn't good enough anymore.  We need more awesome-er words.  Words that begin with different letters...letters that jump and grab at your tongue.  Letters associated with mucous (SNOT), loud nasal inhalation (SNORT) and involuntary nasal exhalation usually with mucous (SNEEZE).  Yeah...SNAW-SOME!!!

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