Where do they get off??!
Well I talked to Nature and she said,
"I would never drink soda! What the hell do they think!? I can drink any mineral water that I created damn it! And, at the end of a long day, I love a nice glass of Chevalier-Montrachet La Cabotte Chardonnay. But Sierra Mist?? I friggin' created the real mist in the sierras!! There's no sugar in that! In fact, the sierras are not known for their mist particularly during summer months in the foothills."
Well I talked to Nature and she said,
"I would never drink soda! What the hell do they think!? I can drink any mineral water that I created damn it! And, at the end of a long day, I love a nice glass of Chevalier-Montrachet La Cabotte Chardonnay. But Sierra Mist?? I friggin' created the real mist in the sierras!! There's no sugar in that! In fact, the sierras are not known for their mist particularly during summer months in the foothills."
The bullshittiest thing about that "If Nature Drank Soda" ad is that I was at a party once, and nature was drinking a shitload of soda and NONE of it was Sierra Mist. She was drinking a lot of Dr. Pepper, and RC Cola. And some Vernor's.
God. Sierra Mist. pfft. What liars.