What's Gonna Happen? I Might Actually Get What I Want For Once??
Kenneth Cole warns us. But why do I have to be careful? What, someone's gonna give me something I really want?!? Yeah, right! Maybe you should be careful what you say to me! What if I don't wish for your $498 embossed leather duffle with gunmetal grey brushed hardware?!!? You're outta' business! You want me to wish for that?!? Just a thought....
From luxury retailer Barneys, where saying the word "recession" is the same as saying "Voldemort" in a Harry Potter book, has a cute lil' bit of wordplay on the giving idea. I'm wracking my brains, but I can't think of any other common expression except "Give good head" which this could possibly originate from.
"I would never drink soda! What the hell do they think!? I can drink any mineral water that I created damn it! And, at the end of a long day, I love a nice glass of Chevalier-Montrachet La Cabotte Chardonnay. But Sierra Mist?? I friggin' created the real mist in the sierras!! There's no sugar in that! In fact, the sierras are not known for their mist particularly during summer months in the foothills."
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