We're taking care of you. In fact, THIS guy is taking care of you. Really!
From our friends at HP, came this status page for an order I had placed. An order placed to get a refurbished printer at a discount because my other refurbished printer broke out of warranty. (That other printer was replacing the first one which broke out of warranty...and so on.) But who's bitching?? There is one simple message on this page: my order is "on order."
AND as an added bonus, here's a picture of a guy smiling.
Why do we need a picture of this guy? Who is he? He's got a little golf shirt on, seems to be in front of, I'm imagining some place like Home Depot or a big warehouse. He's not doing anything, of course. He had to stop in his busy day so some photographer could take pictures of him. Okay, now go back to shipping orders out and stop smiling.
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Yes, that's me, Lee Sachs (aka, coolpillows).
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(you can figure out what i'm trying to say there, right?)
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