In a supermarket, to promote the broad range of 'theme' cakes they can whip up, is a catalog, presented on a stand like a dictionary in the library.  The Big Message is: The Magic of Cakes.  Is it me, or is this just depressing? 

It could've just said something witty like: "Have your cake...and eat it too."  But magic?!  Last time I saw someone pass off something like this as magic, it was a magician at a kids party who showed up wasted and pulled a bong out of a hat. 

graphic design, headlines, supermarkets
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Green marketing and advertising, like all marketing and advertising, tries to convince you of the impossible.  In this case, the company that cuts down trees and uses paper is really saving trees.  Here we have Marcal toilet tissue, with the banner "New Name, New Look, Improved Product" so you know it has to be a lie. 


Let us deconstruct. 

You've got the product name in all lower-case, "small steps" so it seems harmless and cute with a little arrow in the p making you feel like you're practically turning back the clock to a smaller steppier kind of time:

green marketing, supermarkets
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The brown of the sign and the "Heritage Area" has a nice feeling to set it off from the other signs around it.  This must be a nice area with some heritage, right? 



Unfortunately, this is for the town of Ossining (yeah, my town) -- a town formerly named "Sing Sing" until they decided to change it because people thought living in Sing Sing meant you lived in prison. 



So what's wrong with a little subtle tower graphic that bears a little resemblance to the tower where the guards stand watch with semi-automatic weapons ready to shoot if someone tries to escape.  That's Our Heritage! 

graphic design, logos, new york, ossining, travel
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From a website of a financial services company that will remain nameless, comes generic copy and generic stock photo nonsense.  Another one of those phrases that, given some thought, make absolutely no sense whatsoever. 

"They did more than stand behind us.  They stood beside us."


Oh really?  Why would you even want them behind you?  Shoving you out front, taking the bullets while they stand behind you?  And what's the big deal of them standing beside you?  You're still ... you...so what if you have "them?"  That's not gonna save you.  I guarantee, the minute you try to tell everybody, 'Look, they're standing beside me' they'll be gone in a flash and you'll be pointing to thin air. 

copy for copy's sake, financial services, stock photos
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Some poor designer had to whip this one up in a hurry, no doubt.  I love the thinking that says , sure people will know these are cellphones, just look at them. 



Yeah, just look at them.
  

banners, graphic design, verizon, wireless
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This from my friend Josh, who spotted Marketing Madness in the sushi display.  Obviously taken in some big box warehouse joint called Wegmans where the ceiling is just raw pipes and fork lifts roam the aisles. 



Discover the Orient with Sushi??!  Is that really discovering the Orient, eating raw fish?  Can't I just go on the web and look at pictures of Japan instead of eating their crazy food?  Why are you scaring me with this stuff?? 

groceries, signs, supermarkets
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  DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
The SciFi (pronounced "sigh  f-eye") channel changed its name/logo to "Syfy (which I insist should be pronounced, "Siffee" to rhyme with "iffy.") 

There's some legal reason for this pertaining to the fact that you can't really own a genre such as Science Fiction.  So, after all the lawyers and all the branding consultants and all the printers and designers were paid to create new stationary and business cards (and whole forests of old business cards went to the landfill), you can be sure that money was well spent.  I mean no one would spend tens of millions to change a company name unless it meant big piles o' money in return. 
 


Sounds IFFY to me.....

branding, logos
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I can sort of follow the marketing chain of absurdity here.  Trix, a vaguely fruity breakfast cereal, has a mascot rabbit crazy about the product.  "Extending the brand" brought us the wonder of Trix Yogurt: kids could actually like yogurt because it has so much sugar, color, flavoring and no connection to anything healthy that might make them run the other way. 

Why the Trix Rabbit is holding up a colored yogurt cup eyeglasses, one of which has a symbolic yin-yang swirl on it, is just beyond any comprehension.  I guess it makes people look at the package.  But what is the Trix Rabbit actually seeing that makes him so damn happy?

extending the brand, graphic design, packaging
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So here's the bleeding-edge, art-of-the-moment, avant garde New Museum website.  You know this place is bleeding all over the edges because they have this image on their home page of a tongue bursting through cardboard.  That's the shit. 



So what the hell are these "You Go Girls" doing representing membership posing with the pseudo-gangsta sign rabbit ear WTF OMG expressions??  Can I be a member of a museum that features guys sticking tongues out of cardboard and hang with the floozies shopping for Juicy Couture and memorizing Lady Gaga lyrics? 

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In a more innocent time, one of the simple pleasures of childhood was "cookies and milk." 

Well times sure have changed.  Here in the cookie aisle is a sign of the times.  The milk is gone and it's "cookies and handcuffs."  So sad.  So very sad. 

product design, supermarkets
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Here in the elegant, ultramodern Time Warner Center we find a striking monitor with a curious message.


What could it be...???


What are you saying, oh great big blue screen???

error messages, visual merchandising
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What the hell happened with the font size and colors when they laid this out over the image?   Of all the words to CAP and place in BIG LETTERS why "BUSINESS ALONG?!!?"



This is like when you get an email from someone who doesn't know they have caps lock on. 
 
HEY,
NOT A LOT TO REPORT.  I HAVE NO LIFE.  REALLY TIRED.  WRITE BACK BUT NO NEED TO RUSH.  

copy for copy's sake, graphic design
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