I guess when you're business is dumpsters, there's no point in getting fancy with a "Dr." in your title. Mister works just fine. But don't you wonder why they spelled it this way? Why didn't they spell the whole thing wrong, like "Cheepee?" Spelling it correctly, even though there is no such word, makes it sound like they're really serious about branding.
Electrified Class Action: The Litigation of Tomorrow
When you think "class action" what weather phenomenon do you think of? Patchy fog? Wind advisory? Nope...Lightning Bolts!! So, what better way to illustrate that point than to make an icon, with a little ball for a head of a guy based on a bolt!
Just be careful it doesn't look like the guy is in some squatting position, as if he's about to sit down and do something ... perhaps in a bathroom.
Get Down Off The Ladder and Tell Me Where You Want Your Number!
Another example of the Extreme Height, Wide Angle School of Stock Photos. This one is so extreme that it looks like her body consists of a huge torso with deformed stumps as some kind of pedestal. She's otherwise kinda attractive, but I feel sorry for her.
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