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September 29, 2009

Awfully Prominent Place for a Personal Ad

This all-text banner, featured at the top of the Opinion page on nytimes.com, might catch your eye because it's not all Flash animation and wordplay.  But, unfortunately, nobody reads anything anymore.  And, for those of us who do, this looks like some kind of personal ad in the classifieds: 
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How about:

SWM IT Executive seeks submissive customers for hot audio-conferencing.  Must be willing to appreciate deep, steamy savings and want world-class service bad.  You want 3 months of web conferencing at no charge?! I've got it...come and get it baby! 

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