A newsletter is a great way to connect with customers, communicate innovations and, uh, dunno...let's say, "extend the brand." Which means....PUNS! Lots of 'em. Here the "Mileposts" newsletter, given to all weary Metro-North commuters in the NYC area, demonstrates its consistent efforts to shove a pun in every sentence.
...And don't worry about being penalized with extra downs if you fall asleep on the train. Our coaches have coaches that wake you before you reach the train yard-age. And you can quarterback your way to a comfortable seat listening to audibles and be a wide receiver that ... ahh.... this pun thing is HARD!