Got the wordplay in the headline? I'll explain. Clorox, AKA Branded Chlorine Bleach came out with a new line of products called "Green Works" that's healthy, green, biodegradable, natural, perfect, endorsed by The Sierra Club ... shit, TREES AND MUSKRATS are using this stuff to tidy up.
Alas, The Clorox Company (AKA, the company that still sells billions of gallons of a household cleaning fluid that can literally dissolve clothing) feels SO guilty about their flagship product, they had to redeem themselves. That's like the Colombian drug lord who gives to the nearby poor people for respect. Albeit, Colombian drug lords don't advertise how wonderful they are to the world.
Alas, The Clorox Company (AKA, the company that still sells billions of gallons of a household cleaning fluid that can literally dissolve clothing) feels SO guilty about their flagship product, they had to redeem themselves. That's like the Colombian drug lord who gives to the nearby poor people for respect. Albeit, Colombian drug lords don't advertise how wonderful they are to the world.