June 6, 2009

Lies, lies and more lies

I'm just not buying this.  I don't mean the cookies.  The chef.  Not only is it just terribly inefficient to be pouring chocolate over one cookie at a time, look how he's holding the ladle!

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He trying to be hyper-accurate by holding it near the scoop.  And you're gonna tell me this guy is bending over, all day, pouring chocolate over each cookie?  His back would be shot after one hour of hunching over his precious little cookies...let alone days, weeks.  And has anyone been a food processing plant lately?  You don't see toques...it's hairnets, baby! 

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