I’m thinking the generic Box of Rags people consider this a major coup. Scott® with all their supposed marketing might gets bumped down the page, “Rags in a Box” product overshadowed by the sheer mass of Boxes of Rags
I can just hear the Box of Rags sales guy exclaiming to his boss:
Fred! Are ya sitting down!? Just got off the phone with the catalog people. We got a full spread, top third of the page.
Above Scott!! BOOYAH!!!
Looks like your basic stock photos for some clickbait headlines … no biggie.
WOMEN suffer from self-doubt and the ‘imposter syndrome.’ (and are also stuck inside sitting at a desk with a cup of coffee)
MEN find Strength and use that to get a job. (and also go outside and look at the skyline)
Marketing Madness IS Misogynist!
…and meet her friends at the I Hate Men bar and sleep in her I Am Alone bed.
Have good night Chinae!!
(excerpted from Adidas All Day blog)
…put on this chef’s toque. It’ll look great!
That’s it…hold it! Mouth open! Perfect!!
… wherein I talk about why DHL sponsored the Stones “Exhibitionism” tour because Mick said so.
… wherein I perform a monologue about Marketing Madness …
… wherein that monologue I depict a British show called “What Is Hip?” interviewing me about this Museum of Marketing Madness …
this explains everything.
You have to see this first in context:
According to their website (www.reiki.org):
The word Reiki is made of two Japanese words – Rei which means “God’s Wisdom or the Higher Power” and Ki which is “life force energy”. So Reiki is actually “spiritually guided life force energy.”
“ReKi” is made up of two candy products – Reese’s and Kit-Kat bars. So ReKi is an an in-store, standup display of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and KitKat® bars.
I think the synergy and power cannot be ignored. One is healing and spiritual. The other is chocolate-y and delicious.
It’s EASY!! Just slap this little sign inside a grocery cart and everything’s all better!!
The battle is not against bacteria. It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters! Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??
Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels. Now don’t you feel badly!!
…and also disembodied blue hands with red fingers are a sign of …
HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A SIGN OF?!?!