From ABC Carpet & Home, NYC online and instore:

To wit:
"ABC Home's mission is to
serve by manifesting a retail paradigm shift in which we compose a
revolutionary platform for offering cause related product through beauty,
experience and magic, in order to guide you to creatively express your
individuality, values and actualize your home as a sacred space."
WHAT?! Let us deconstruct.
"Our mission..." = Our excuse for making money...
"...is to serve by manifesting a retail paradigm shift in which we compose a revolutionary platform..." = ...is a store...
"...cause-related product..." = ...that sells junk...
"through beauty, experience and magic In order to guide
you to" = ...that we make you want...
"...to creatively express your individuality, values and
actualize your home as a sacred place..." = ...because your life is empty and you
need things to make you feel whole.
Translated:
Our excuse for making money is a store that sells junk that we make you want because your life is empty and you need things to make you feel whole.