It’s EASY!! Just slap this little sign inside a grocery cart and everything’s all better!!
The battle is not against bacteria. It’s against those stupid paper-saving blow drying heaters! Don’t they realize that the heaters could catch the paper towels on fire??
Actual sign on paper towel dispenser made by paper towel company reminding us that we need to dry with paper towels or the paper towel company can’t sell paper towels. Now don’t you feel badly!!
…and also disembodied blue hands with red fingers are a sign of …
HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A SIGN OF?!?!
For this page of the Skymall catalog, the editors figured:
“Let’s put all these together…just get ’em out of the way. They’re all kind of related, right?”
It’s just a little hard to read.
Considering the amount of detail, it’s very easy to lose this apparent honesty on the part of the MTA.
Hulk not transform from cold pressed juice! Hulk transform from gamma radiation and other strange chemical process.
Juice only good for normal human!
Hulk not endorse juice from cart on city street!
Hulk and Marvel Comics Lawyers sue for rights to use image!
There really is nothing “adult” about these pretzels. In fact, I’m feeling immature making fun of this.
But I mean, c’mon! Nutzels and Rods???
Remind me to use this one when I present The Museum of Marketing Madness to high school boys.
Marketing Madness in Trade Catalogs #17:
Big mistake putting metal on the cover of…CONSOLIDATED PLASTICS
Gummies again … this time in a health food store from Garden Of Life.
This makes me sad. Does health food have to be gummy too? Can’t we just eat regular food that isn’t gummy?
for another gummy-related link go see my take on Men’s VitaCrave Gummies for manly men.